Trailer
 | Phil Caracas as Jesus Christ |
| Murielle Varhelyi as Maxine Schreck |
| Maria Moulton as Mary Magnum |
| Tim Devries as Father Eustace |
| Ian Driscoll as Johnny Golgatha |
| Josh Grace as Dr. Praetorious |
| Tracy Lance as Gloria Oddbottom |
| Glen Jones as Father Alban |
| Mike Funk as Danny Sabbath |
| Lucky Ron as Blind Jimmy Leper |
 | Johnny Vegas as Himself |
| Jeff Moffet as Santos |
| Ivan Freud as Narrator |
| Erica Murton as Maggie |
| Alex Godin as Father Avellino |
| Shelly Pederson as Woman Blessed on the Beach |
| Thetis Bernard as Beach Vampire #1 |
| Adel Croteau as Beach Vampire #2 |
| Karen Friis as Dancing Angel #1 |
| Marlene Friis as Dancing Angel #2 |
| Guen Douglas as Dancing Angel #3 |
| Sarah Levitin as Dancing Angel #4 |
| Eva Colpaart as Dancing Angel #5 |
| Ranita Raggo as The Straight Shooters Waitress |
| Christopher R. Bugg as Atheist #1 |
| Ean Murphy as Atheist #2 |
| Graham Collins as Allegro Clerk |
| Elinor Quesnel as Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1 |
| Christine Demarbre as The Screaming Lesbian |
| Andy Smith as The Bishop |
| Marc Charron as The Cop |
| Jose Sanchez as The Transvestite |
| Sophie as Fifi the Dog |
| Jay Stone as God (voice) |
| Lyn Guerin as Photographer #2 |
| Alana Ragbir as Photographer #3 |
| Stu Hutchings as Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard |
| Rayna Farr-Dutchin as The Little Blind Girl |
| Harry Knuckles as Himself |
| Jenny Coutts as Virgin Mary |
| Nancy Riehle as Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2 |
| Milo as The Deaf Lesbian Dog |
| Mark Cayer as Worshipper |
| Olga Chrzanowska as Worshipper |
| Eric Demarbre as Hockey Jersey Atheist |
| Miles Finlayson as Atheist |
| Stephanie Halin as Lesbian Vampire |
 | Claudia Jurt as Misty Winters |
| Yves Macra as The limo driver |
| Jason McMaster as Atheist 1 |
| Karm Parker as Atheist #6 |
| Mark Pollesel as Dancer |
| Steve Sauve as Pedestrian, Homeless Person |
| Casey Tourangeau as Singer, Musical Scene |
| Petr Maur as Photographer #1 |
| Directing | |
| Lee Demarbre | Director |
Writing | |
| Ian Driscoll | Author |
Sound | |
| Graham Collins | Music |
